A medication commonly prescribed for patients who expect the whole medical staff to stop what they are doing and feel bad for them because they have a scraped knee, papercut, sniffles, miscellaneous boo-boos, or just cant handle the overwhelming stress of being an adult.
Patient: Doc I stubbed my toe and it hurted. Isn't there anything you can give me for the pain?
Doctor: I have just the thing for you, Triactin.
Patient: Triactin?
Doctor: Try actin' like an adult.
Doctor: I have just the thing for you, Triactin.
Patient: Triactin?
Doctor: Try actin' like an adult.
by Sick-call Ranger November 15, 2020