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TreeGnome 

A TreeGnome is a very short creature-like thing that has protruding eyes,no cartiladge on the bridge of their nose.They also have a short temper and bite when felt threatened.If in contact with a TreeGnome be very still for they will strike!I have and now I am missing a forearm.Be very cautious when dealing with a beast like this.They most likely reside and make there habitats in trees.
Treegnomes are vicious creatures
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TRIGNOMETRY 

A common mistake made by those who cannot spell correctly .
Or in this case perform Trigonometric calculations
Well, if you spelled Trigonometry as Trignometry you should fail both math and english class
TRIGNOMETRY by IronmanRedefined January 9, 2020

Treesome 

When two people have sex up a tree. Yes, the tree is like and extra person there alot you and do with it ... use your imagination!
Derek: Let's have sex
Ronnie: Ok
Derek: Just you, me and the tree
Ronnie: Ohhhh, a treesome you thoughtful bastard
Treebranch: Ohhhhh baby ...
Treesome by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

TreeNode 

An object which is a piece of shit and makes life far more compilcated than required.
TreeNode by Someone who's fucked March 28, 2005

Treesome 

A threesome with one girl and two guys.
"Yo, what's a treesome?"
"It's just like a threesome, but with more wood"
Treesome by JGreenFruit September 1, 2013

Trenomenal 

When something is so amazing it can only be defined as a combination of tremendous and phenomenal.
Guy 1: Did you see that diving touchdown catch?
Guy 2: That shit was trenomenal!
Trenomenal by fade2rain August 12, 2009

treegamer0285 

The man behind TreeGamerism.
"Treegamer0285 is so hot!"
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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