Transmixter

When you have worked feverishly to confuse your gender identity to the rest of the world, so much to the point that you have forgotten your natural gender.

After many years of intentionally trying to confuse society as to my gender, I now cannot remember my own gender, I am therefore Transmixter.

by TransMixter January 15, 2019

Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH)

STH occurs when you have sex with someone who will cause you to be humiliated by your peers. Usually the person is goofy or awkward and you regret having sex with him/her immediately after. It’s so embarrassing that you try to hide the fact that you two had sex to save yourself from the endless amount of jokes that your friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and priest will make about you for the rest of your life. Similar to an STD, sexually transmitted humiliation cannot be cured.

Ben: Dude, did you screw Gertrude?
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.

by Ohio Mike February 9, 2010

Transliterated

The use of translation to give the definition of a word, given to the reader to make it easier to understand. It is also repeated for less misinformation

I transliterated the word *baka* and it meant idiot in Japanese to english

by Elasticseggs July 4, 2023

Crystal Palace Transmitter

A phrase used as rhyming slang for anus. Often shortened to simply Crystal Palace.

Crystal Palace Transmitter = Shitter

Mostly in London, particularly south of the river.

Do you take it up the Crystal Palace Transmitter?

Well I’m on the blob so I’ve got no choice right now.

by FrankieHW April 13, 2020

metrosexually transmitted disease

Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.

I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.

by HobieKopek June 5, 2009

Sexually Transmitted Emotions

Sexually Transmitted Emotions: the powerful feelings (e.g., anger, jealousy, possessiveness, romantic love) that almost inevitably develop in at least one sex partner purely as a result of his/her having had sex with the other, and without regard to any agreement they might have that it's "just sex," for example in a friends with benefits situation. Usually referred to as STE's.

Damn, we agreed that we were just friends with benefits, but she musta come down with Sexually Transmitted Emotions 'cause now she's all whacked out just 'cause I fucked Andrea!

by Atlatl August 17, 2006

Electronically Transmitted Disease

Electronically Transmitted Disease (ETD) - The contraction of any form of malware on a computer, as a result of searching for or accessing pornography.

Joe contracted an Electronically Transmitted Disease when he was playing Artifical Girl 2.

by Joseph Sileo December 13, 2007