Transilvainian Buttsex

sex between 2 males that involves 16 vampire novels, 89 bottles of Vampire wine, 666 srceamo music cd's, a branding iron, 1 gallon of AB- blood, and a vampire.(the vampire doesn't count as 1 of the 2 males)

Dracula and his 2 gay friends died from over-branding during Transilvainian Buttsex, Edward, from twilight, his 2 life partners died from having 90 bottles of Vampire wine and 667 screamo cd's during Transilvainian Buttsex