When a multi-millionaire celebrity pro-sportsman who can all but
walk on water, has the world at his feet, has the most stunning
Scandinavian swimsuit model wife that not even the teenage serial-masturbators from "Weird Science" could begin to create, and has dream product endorsement deals shooting out of his wazoo, decides to play "hide-the-cocktail-wiener" with a dumb blonde nightclub waitress, thereby jepordizing his
unbelievable good fortune for the sake of a "3-pumps-and-a-squirt" hook-up. The man forgoes Grade-A steak to feast upon a Wendy's patty...
Tiger Woods: "My darling wife, please forgive my transgressions, I have
let you down..."
Mrs. Hot Woods: "Hmm... I know, why don't I repeatedly forgive your transgressions with this nine-iron
in your face you cheating burger-girl fucker??!!"