Toyvek

The Toyvek is a cuddly yet feisty creature that hails from Poland. Covered in soft fur and muscles, the Toyvek requires constant food and sex for survival. This is not hard for Toyvek to come by because he has the ability to command food to be brought to him, and he is indubitably taxable which brings females from all around. The Toyvek is attracted by sounds of metal, words of logic, and the female derrière. Be warned-Toyveks have an adverse response to nags.

Toyvek is well-known for crushing and driving his enemies away, and hearing the lamentations of their women.

by Angie Pangie Bear February 28, 2011

tyvek

Fresh insulation used for houses.

That house was hella wrapped in Tyvek, homes.

by Ellis August 21, 2004

toytek

A big faggot that sucks dick

Toytek
Person: Toy sucking any dick lately?
Toy: *Choking on dick*

by NotToytek May 16, 2016

Tyvek

Hot man who is a gangster and who gets lots of chicks and who has a really big penis

Girls love Tyveks big penis

by Tyvek February 3, 2018

Toyvert

An attractive female that is (married), & with or without kids, with an Onlyfans account.

Male 1: Hey, is it cool if my wife does Onlyfans?

Male 2: Dude, your wife is a fuckin toyvert.

by 1stKingSol March 1, 2024

Toyvertical

A person, displaying the symptoms of a toyvert.

Male: How much is your service?

Female: $3400

Male: Ah, I see, don't play those toyvertical games with me.

by 1stKingSol March 2, 2024