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Totalo is an optimistic Squirtle (yes, like from Pokémon) He/she (Totalo doesn't have a gender) likes pink a lot. Like a lot. He/she thinks that they have talent when in reality it doesn't. Totalo has a best friend named Peep. And yes, it is an actual marshmallow bunny peep. Totalo has a really high pitched voice and takes improvisational dance lessons. Totalo can sometimes be very annoying (at least Peep thinks so!) Totalo auditions for gymnastics teams. But sometimes even gets in the team because of its optimism. It also auditions for choirs. Totalo usually doesn't make it, but makes a lot of friends along the way, and doesn't really care if it makes it or not because he/she is just there for the experience. Totalo likes being him/herself and doesn't care about what people think of him/her. Be good, be Totalo.
Friend A: hey did you see Emma at that audition? She NAILED IT!
Friend B: yeah she was being a total Totalo.
Totalo by @n0n¥m0u$ August 18, 2017
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Totally fucked

1-Alot like being totally screwed...Nothing good can come from this.
2-basically hopeless.
Everything was going good for shaun until he found out the president of the company was going to be working with him.
"Im totally fucked! "Shaun screamed
Totally fucked by WESSIDE March 4, 2017

Total Bullshit

A situation or statement that defies all logic, makes no sense and causes extreme distress to all parties involved.
Claudette: I'm going to sit down and watch Hillary clinch the 2016 presidential election.
Tony: Yep. It will be nice to see Trump silenced once and for all.
Wolf Blitzer: Trump just won FL.
Claudette: WTF America!?!?!?!???
Wolf Blitzer: PA, MI and WI are calling a Trump victory.
Tony: I'm not 100% in love with FL, PA, MI and WI right now.
Wolf Blitzer: Hillary Clinton just called to concede the election. Donald J. Trump will be the new leader of the free world.
Claudette: WTF! This is TOTAL BULLSHIT!
Total Bullshit by Smedley Schmedley November 27, 2016

total scrotal implosion 

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.
total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

Total Nigger

100% Nigger. A person of the black persuasion who exhibits a large number of the stereotypical nigger traits; such as lazy, unemployed, dumb, broke, likes fried chicken, etc, etc.
That Tyrone is a Total Nigger.
Total Nigger by Chipspew November 18, 2014

total drama all stars 

the worst season of total drama where they completely derailed all the characters and made it their worst season yet
“dude did you watch total drama all stars”

“yeah it sucked how they changed gwen and duncan’s character”
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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