Slang for fuck, used to mask the true meaning of the insult. Any small words (to) should be ignored.
Top of the Muffin to you.
by Terra February 6, 2005
Similar to creme de la creme, but in modern terms. The top of the muffin is always the tastiest and moistest, therefore the best!
by MR TAZ MAINIA January 11, 2010
As you lay defenseless on the ground after a wild round of sexcapades yo girl stands above your lifeless body with her dripping wet pussy lips and proceeds to drop her meat wallet on your face with no remorse.
by biff mcbifferton January 25, 2009