Whatever it is you think you see, becomes a Tootsie Roll (or really, whatever it is you are obsessed with); a syndrome professionals seem to be particularly afflicted with.
Patient: My throat has been horribly sore for about 3 days. Do you think it might be strep?
Doctor with Tootsie Roll Syndrome (TRS): Well, I've seen a lot of this. I bet it's some form of minor cancer.
Patient: Shouldn't we run some tests?
Doctor with TRS: No, trust me, this is definitely cancer.
Doctor with Tootsie Roll Syndrome (TRS): Well, I've seen a lot of this. I bet it's some form of minor cancer.
Patient: Shouldn't we run some tests?
Doctor with TRS: No, trust me, this is definitely cancer.
by TheKosherLoaf April 11, 2011