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Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.
Dude, her toot paste got in my eyes when i was mouth clamping her brown spider.
by Mickey Darling August 02, 2009
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refried beans (as opposed to baked beans)
Baked beans are great as a main dish at a farty party; for a tasty alternative, try tootpaste. It's fartastic.
by Beano Bambino August 25, 2011
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