Toot Paste

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Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.

Dude, her toot paste got in my eyes when i was mouth clamping her brown spider.

Toot Paste by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

Words you can keep

Squeezing toothpaste

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.

That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

Squeezing toothpaste by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021

Human tube of toothpaste

When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.

I can wait to watch Al-farquad be turned into a human tube of toothpaste

Human tube of toothpaste by Randomdude3328 January 5, 2022

colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

colgate toothpaste with tartar control by Vaxen August 20, 2014

Old Garden Toothpaste

Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.

"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."

"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"

"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"

Old Garden Toothpaste by Old_Garden_Ladie August 2, 2019

toothpasted

When you have brushed your teeth and therefore something tastes weird.

Guy1: want some orange juice?
Guy2: nah man, i'm too toothpasted right now, it'll taste like shit

toothpasted by johnnyshitfag November 2, 2014

Toothpaste Mutiny

What happens when you've just placed toothpaste on your toothbrush, you get distracted by something in another room, and it falls off into the sink.

I had just put the paste on my brush when my roommate grabbed my attention, and right before he finished speaking, I heard a splat. The toothpaste I had just put on my brush had decided it didn't want to go in my mouth, so it committed Toothpaste Mutiny.

Toothpaste Mutiny by Everyone's Favorite Goth Girl April 21, 2013

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026