Toolius Caesar

An individual, who is so rediculously stupid,
they are crowned, the king of all idiots

"Dude, I just broke up with my girlfriend"
"What, the model?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"I dont know.."
"Nice job, Toolius Caesar"

by RoflKing February 26, 2009

Toolius Caesar

Someone who is nicknamed Toolie, and considers themselves to be akin to Julius Caesar. Most likely very sly, sharp-tongued, handsome in real life, very smart (doesn't matter if book smart or street smart), very dominant, and probably excels in sports.

Guy 1: "Hey, Toolie. Why do you have a Julius Caesar profile picture?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."

by ad;oiadkjadaakjdhaskhaksjd August 26, 2021