Tom jolley

A fat prick who eats a box of krave every day and can't run 10 yards without being out of breath.
He climbs half way up scaffolding and pisses himself when he is shit scared.
How ever he could kick the shit out of anyone and loves to bear hug people.
He also looks like Chet out of the belko experiment.

That Tom jolley cunt
Tom jolley meaning fat

Tom jolley by Thomas jolley February 17, 2020

Jolly Tom 

A Jolly Tom is someone who wishes to be/have the most in a certain area, it deprives from the story of "Jolly Tom The Fat Fuck"
Unjolly tom was an unfunny boy, one day he came across a magically enchanted newt trapped inside a discarded condom wrapper, the newt called out to unjolly tom and said "Free me from this lubricated nightmare and I will grant you one wish" unjolly tom did as the newt asked and was granted one wish, he wished to be the funniest man alive,"by the Gods of Valalha I grant you this wish" said the newt and disapeared in a flash of lubricated smoke. And each year his humour would increase and he became known as Jolly tom, but the newt had decieved Jolly tom, for each year his humour increased so did his weight in some sort of comedy balloon. people were addicted to his humour, people would follow him home each night and he was all over the news, untill he took out a super injunction and the News of the Worlds was sued for tapping his phone, one day he decided it was enough, he would tell jokes no more. The next day the people became increasively aggressive and began rioting in London burning down buildings and stealing plasma screen tvs, now david camera didnt like this, so he signed a decree for Jolly Tom to be cut up, fried in a delious southern fried fashion and served to those addicted to his humour, but it seems Jolly Tom had the last laugh-he was sugar free.

"He said he wants to be the richest man alive, hes such a Jolly tom"
"Now Jimmy, stop being such a Jolly Tom or the big bad prime minister will get you"

Jolly Tom by JollyTom August 17, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008