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A condescending form of the word "told" used to spite someone, or assert your mental superiority over them, much like how an adult calls a child "sport" or "princess"
Hey, I already TOLG you, 1 + 1 is 2 ya nimrod!
Tolg by Juiceton March 9, 2011
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tolgahan 

An usually turkish guy who is the purest and most honest of them all. He usually has beautiful eyes and is tall. Tolgahan's are protective and make you feel safe. They are family people. If a Tolgahan gives you his love, you can be the luckiest. They are the most precious people who you should never lose.
"I met this guy and he changed my whole world bc I've never met someone that precious." - "woooow make sure you never lose this guy, he's a Tolgahan."
tolgahan by mojeshawwty31 December 30, 2016
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A synonym for "God of Thots"
Orginated from the turksich language the best language ever spoken by all gods.
It can also mean "Pussy destroyer" or "la di da di da, slob on me know".

People who are named Tolga are basically gods.
"Dude, you are so cool and hip and fresh and hop and your penis is sooo huge, are u a tolga ?"
Tolga by Tolga|the|god June 6, 2018
A Turkish name that means "soldier" or "war helmet" in Old-Turkish.
Tolga seni maaf edecek.
Tolga by Tolga K. October 31, 2005
A great guy with lots of ambition and friends. He's very cool and one of the sweetest guys you've ever met. And he's cute too!!
Aww, don't you just love him, hes such a Tolga!!
Tolga by Sxx May 1, 2005

Taner Tolga Tarlacı 

Taner Tolga Tarlacı is a bold and handsome Turkish man. He is an absolute legend. He took a photo with the police while he was being searched by the Interpol. To not get caught he swam from Antalya, Turkey to North Cyprus in 3 days. He also invited nearly all of the celebrities in Turkey to a cage fight.
Me: Do you know Taner Tolga Tarlacı?
My Friend: Of course also, Bum Be Yarag
Tolga has the biggest dick in the universe and he can bang every girl he wants. Also he is so good in everything he does, for example he is the most cracked controller player in fortnite. Overall hes the most handsome and hottest guy in Europe
Tolga is so hot!
Tolga by sucukmeister22 January 7, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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