Toilet Chicken 

the act of pooping in a public restroom with someone also defecating in the stall next to you, both of you too scared to make the first splash, wait to drop your deuces, normally ended by someone else entering the bathroom and running the sink

"why were you in there so long john?"
"i was stuck in a game of toilet chicken for 15 minutes, then someone finally came in and took a piss"

Toilet Chicken by grape dutch October 30, 2011

Toilet paper chicken 

A sign of a slightly dysfunctional share house. The toilet paper has run out and everyone bitches about it but there has been no agreement to take it in turns to buy more and no conversation occurs to resolve the situation. The person who bought the last packet flat out refuses to buy more out of principle so it is a game of chicken between the remaining housemates to see who gives in first and buys some more.

"We ran out off ass-wipe and my housemates have been playing toilet paper chicken for almost a week now. I'm really getting sick of using tissues"

Toilet paper chicken by Pajama Bandit October 13, 2009

Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch 

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch by Turf A January 12, 2023