Tofpi
The art of kicking ass, also known as Chief of the Kiowa Nation. Extremely easy to talk to. Typically chases after beautiful woman. Also is a stubborn person, with at least 5 kids.
Tofpi by DoeBoiPhresh March 13, 2010
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Cow topping
The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.
When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.
Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.
Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.
Cow topping by Fishyrich June 2, 2019
Toping
Short for isotoping
When teens enrich uranium and sell it to foreign nationals.
First discovered by the onion news network's program - beyond the Facts.
1 in 5 teens do this.
When teens enrich uranium and sell it to foreign nationals.
First discovered by the onion news network's program - beyond the Facts.
1 in 5 teens do this.
Teen 1: Let's enrich uranium, sell it to terrorists and make money.
Teen 2: Hell yeah, i love toping - i get a natural high.
* Terrorist attack*
Teen 2: Hell yeah, i love toping - i get a natural high.
* Terrorist attack*
Toping by Lil fission March 4, 2011
story topping
1. Noun. Conversational ploy seeking oneupsmanship by articulating a more extreme, better (or worse), more impressive comeback responding to a previous utterance.
Oh, yeah? Well, if my mom wears combat boots, your old lady wears them in bed!
You're not very good at story topping, are you?
You're not very good at story topping, are you?
story topping by FishLips June 11, 2007
He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
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He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)
Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
???
He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)
Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic
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Modified derivative of granola.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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