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The look on someone's face when they are being a massive keeno and you have just said something demonstrating that you don't give a fuck. Tirfi stands for 'This Is Really Fucking Important'. It's the exact opposite of an idgaf. The working world is beset with tirfis and it is the job of idgafs to identify them and make them realise what work is really about - drinking tea and surfing the internet.
It's 9am and the tirfi has already been in the office for 2 hours.....

Idgaf: Has anyone seen the lunch menu today? I am fookin starvin...

Tirfi (with a disappointed look on his face): Have you not got any work to do?

Idgaf: You are such a tirfi mate, you need to chill out and make me a cup of tea.
Tirfi by Dave Mendoza May 3, 2009
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hero fiennes tiffin 

HERO FINEASS TIFFIN is a sexy ass boi who is gonna take over the world (if you’re seeing this in the future yes he has taken over the world) He is one british sweetheart and he plays fortnite, speaks like wagwan innit g. HAS THE WORLDS MOST SEXY ACCENT OOF. Most iconic line would be RRRRRRRR and he deserves the world 🚀🚀🚀
My friend: Yo! I need a Hero!!

Me: YES! A HERO FIENNES TIFFIN
hero fiennes tiffin by myhero_ft March 17, 2019
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A fire caused by lesbians rubbing their breasts together too vigorously.
Man, those lesbians were going at it so hard I thought there was going to be a titfire!
Titfire by johnfernung August 19, 2010
A tiria is the most beautiful, loveliest person you will ever get the pleasure meeting of in your entire life. Anyone who should every be lucky enough to meet someone like a tiria in there live should feel very very privileged.
Now thats a tiria!
Tiria by naaruto April 11, 2011
"-2011, Yes We Can !
-Tiri"
Tiri by Marcelin January 22, 2011

Hero Fiennes-Tiffin 

A hot, rich, sexy, actor, young man who is my MAN
Hero Fiennes-Tiffin is so fucking hot

tiffin' it 

To talk with intent to a person of interest.

Classifies the stage in a relationship before it has become official. Slightly more than just talking, but less than dating. Still, neither party can deny the fact that there is a little somethin-somethin there.
Jack and Jill are both interested in each other. Though they may not both be aware of this fact, they begin talking on a more consistent basis. As friends begin to also become aware, these two are undoubtedly "tiffin' it".
May include, but isn't limited to: texting, chatting, messaging, hanging out, hooking up.

Acceptable uses:
"Steph talks to you every night, bro! I'm pretty sure you two are tiffin it!"

"Who are you tiffin it with these days?"

"Oh, its nothing serious just yet. Still a casual tiff."

"I definitely noticed the tiffage going on between you and Alex last night! Way to go!"

Originated in wyoming high school.
tiffin' it by getyourtiffon December 3, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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