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Tipsiosity is a measure of how drunk a person is; it can either be measured in bottles (e.g 9 bottles) or in Staggers (e.g 8 Staggers)- a bottle being a bottle drunk by the person, and a Stagger being when the person in question stumbles or falls.
"Man, she is wasted- she has a Tipsiosity of 8 Staggers!"

"Hee hee hee....I've drank so, so much.....I'm at like, 9! bottles of Tipsiosity.....did I ever tell you you're my bestestestest friend?"
by Cupid's Arrow February 15, 2006
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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