Tinnage

Any alcoholic drinks which comes in tin cans.

Usually tinnage refers to six-packs or crates of cheap beer or cider, which ever is being sold at the best price, and is bought for house parties, pregamming, or and other occasion calling for lots of cheap booze.

"You want to get some tinnage for the party tomorrow night?"

by Tom MacK April 20, 2009

tonnage law

"The vessel, or vehicle with the greatest gross tonnage has the right of way."

Based in part on the navigation rule about ships restricted in ability to maneuver and how other ships need to stay away. And the reality of if there is a collision between two or more vehicles the smaller vehicles will take more damage than the larger vehicles. And that greater amount of damage is shared with the occupants of the smaller vehicle.

Smart car v. F-350 crew cab pickup. Pickup driver is shook up and possibly bruised from the airbag, they can walk away. Smart car driver is in the ambulance on the way to the hospital with multiple fractures and or internal injuries. Moral of the story, violating the tonnage law will end up in pain & suffering. Even though you may have the right to be where you are, the right will not protect you from harm.

by Dammitmon July 10, 2011

rule of tonnage

The biggest vehicle has the right of way. If you are on a bike, you should yield to cars.

Marten used to bike, but he got smashed when he ignored the rule of tonnage.

by Encanis October 2, 2009

tonnage

the combined weight of every individual youve slept with.

example unneccesary--- ----

by daniel. August 21, 2005

tannage

Tannage, as in tanning, tannage would be the tan its self

You Gotta' work on your tannage buddy

by alex April 26, 2005

tintagel

The space directly between two nipples.

You have a very hairy tintagel.

by Huxtuh September 14, 2011

twinnage

a remarkable friendship between two individuals (ie: Nina and Lyndz). a bond closer then a friend, best friend, or a sister.

Nina and Lyndz will be Twinnages forever.

by Nina March 5, 2004