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More than a woman, she's a primordial goddess of the salt sea, god of fresh water. She is the symbol of the chaos of primordial creation. Referred to as a woman, a lady, a freak in them sheets, the best chicken tender maker, hilarious and a Renaissance woman. Beautiful, classy,sexy. For centuries she's been described as the glistening one. She was shining before birth! She's that incredible! Her smile is amazing and those lips. Tiamet always smells amazing. Her favorite perfume, confidence.

There are two parts to the Tiamet mythos and Tiamet the woman. The first in which Tiamet is a creator goddess, peacefully creating the cosmos for centuries. Duh! Everything she makes is amazing. She effortlessly creates and she looks very good for her age. Like really, really good. She's an artist. Her talent is boundless. She makes a meal and a bed better than most. She's an organizer and extremely clean. No one cleans as thoroughly and skillfully as this goddess. The second side of Tiamet is considered the monstrous embodiment of primordial chaos. Don't lie to Tiamet. She hates liars and being disrespected. She'll rip your head off, punt it & breathe fire on you. She'll use her words to make you cry. She's super smart, very sharp. Plotting, nope. Watching, yes. She'll catch you slipping. Like now. Then she'll take a nap. Why, bc her favorite hobby is sleeping. Some sources identify her with images of a sea serpent or dragon. I identify her as a beautiful black woman in Virginia.
Hey had Tiamet's chicken tenders. One bite and you'll be like, she's more than a woman, she's a goddess.
by Sally T Shitass June 12, 2018
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