Tiamet 

More than a woman, she's a primordial goddess of the salt sea, god of fresh water. She is the symbol of the chaos of primordial creation. Referred to as a woman, a lady, a freak in them sheets, the best chicken tender maker, hilarious and a Renaissance woman. Beautiful, classy,sexy. For centuries she's been described as the glistening one. She was shining before birth! She's that incredible! Her smile is amazing and those lips. Tiamet always smells amazing. Her favorite perfume, confidence.

There are two parts to the Tiamet mythos and Tiamet the woman. The first in which Tiamet is a creator goddess, peacefully creating the cosmos for centuries. Duh! Everything she makes is amazing. She effortlessly creates and she looks very good for her age. Like really, really good. She's an artist. Her talent is boundless. She makes a meal and a bed better than most. She's an organizer and extremely clean. No one cleans as thoroughly and skillfully as this goddess. The second side of Tiamet is considered the monstrous embodiment of primordial chaos. Don't lie to Tiamet. She hates liars and being disrespected. She'll rip your head off, punt it & breathe fire on you. She'll use her words to make you cry. She's super smart, very sharp. Plotting, nope. Watching, yes. She'll catch you slipping. Like now. Then she'll take a nap. Why, bc her favorite hobby is sleeping. Some sources identify her with images of a sea serpent or dragon. I identify her as a beautiful black woman in Virginia.

Hey had Tiamet's chicken tenders. One bite and you'll be like, she's more than a woman, she's a goddess.

Tiamet by Sally T Shitass June 12, 2018

Tom Time™ 

A generic catch-all for THAT guy in your friend group: always at his place, his terms, on his time. The "Tom" can be cordial or a total asshat. Regardless, it's his way.

Looks like it's Tom Time™ again for the 4th of July party.

Tom Time™ by Stalinyouth June 26, 2022

Timetable 

One's schedule, list of prior engagements.

It's easy for me to follow him around because I know his timetable.

Timetable by excusemebutwutplz December 9, 2008

Tametria 

Gods child very Protected spirited precious Royalty a true Queen Educated smart very talented Business minded A true inspiration to others a leader Family oriented very blessed wealthy

Tametria Is a real Queen

Tametria by Tametria June 5, 2021

Tiametmarduk 

An F1 youtuber from down under who also owns a definitely deadly serious real life F1 team called Marduk Motorsport. He has the most consistent upload schedule of them all and 100,000 twitter followers which he keeps very quiet. He is friends with Aarava, a fellow deadly serious team owner and king of the s🅱️in. Tiametmarduk also drives for the Williams F1 Team alongside his absolute best friend in the whole wide world, Alex Gillon. He also almost beat Charles Leclerc in a race and has been teammate to none other than Lando Norris (see below).

Tiametmarduk has been bitten by a spider. Oh no.

Tiametmarduk by ThePotatoWhoCould July 22, 2021

Timethief 

Someone who is always late, meaning they are constantly steeling other people's time and wasting other people's lives.

You're five hours late! That's five hours of my life I'm never getting back you timethief!

Timethief by Rikstir July 31, 2015

Tiamat 

Swedish Goth/Rock/Metal Band leaded by Johan Edlund.
Started as Treblinka circa 1989, the name was changed to Tiamat and then the first L.P. 'Sumerian Cry' was realased, following The Astral Sleep and Clouds, in 1994 the band changed they doom metal style for something more atmosferic and Pink Floyd influensed; Wildhoney is the name of their succesful LP, follow up by A Deeper Kind of Slumber in 1997, Skeleton Skeletron 1999, Judas Christ in 2002, and Prey realased in 2003, and their first DVD called Church of Tiamat in 2005.

Omar: Do you know Tiamat?
Franck: Of Course Man! The Greatest Swedish Band

Tiamat by Astral Insomnia November 19, 2007