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thingability 

The ability to do something you can’t name.
The thingability about it is indescribable.
thingability by Drunk Anonymous January 20, 2018

Thingaling 

A temporary noun for use given to tangible or non-tangible, entities, articles, or objects that are real and truly exist, but have not yet been assigned a dedicated noun for use by the Shadow International High Commission on the English Language (SIHCEL)

The commonly used noun, 'thing', is the shortened form of 'thingaling'. In legal, formal, elite, and academic styles, of English, 'thingaling' is used, as opposed the usage of 'thing' by the uneducated, denegerate, lowly working class
That thingaling in my head is keeping me up at nights, distracting me from work, and filling me with stress and visceral fats

Will Ferrell Shakespeare, a 16th century English author, playwright, and all-round boffin, now dead, was the author of the comprehensive treatise on romance and general sociology, still in reference by the boffin community of today, entitled Much Ado About Nothingaling

I ate somethingaling at the corner Mexican restaurant last night, and I can't remember what, but I shat my bed and I'll be spending the week at your apartment

Thingamanigger 

A supremely more offensive version of thingamajigger, a midwesterner term for almost any noun. Perfect for insertion into conversation with your african-american friends!
Bob: So, I was fixing the sink, when this thingamanigger fell out of the pipe, and now I can't figure out where it goes!
Joe: That sucks! Let's go burn a cross in the neighbor's yard.
Thingamanigger by Aj.Hatch June 1, 2010

Thingamanig 

Similar to Thingamagig, but instead the posession belongs to a bro.
Check: Yo pass me that thingamanig Steve.
Steve: K man here you go
Tyrone: Be careful with that foo! Thats mine, check yo self.
Thingamanig by Check Please April 6, 2009

Thingamanigger 

An object of niggerish color or discent
holy shit man your a thingamanigger
fucken thingamanigger
Thingamanigger by Chubbsquatch October 18, 2008

Thingamijig 

A name of something that you can’t remember the actual name od
Can you get the thingamijig”
Thingamijig by anonymous March 12, 2021