A beautiful, starry-eyed anime character usually fantasized about by Naruto. Also known by Bleach characters as the "Queen of the Ninja-Sheep" and "The Elephant Whisperer", Thiashni's have been known to have an affiliation with notorious gangs such as the Nkwashu 50 and the Crips.

When trying to defeat a Thiashni in combat, make sure to use shiny objects, since most Thiashni's have the attention span of an ant's scrotum.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods