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The ideal subject to stalk. A Theunis forgets who you are after meeting, making this subject the perfect person to stalk and keep tabs on. You know all about him, but he is clueless of up you.

The perfect stalking scenario. Good for practicing on harder subjects.
"Hey does he even know who you are?"
"He's a Theunis, I know him, but he doesn't know me."
theunis by BatVader November 9, 2013
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A person who likes party but never think ahead .He thinks alot about himself and he is a real asholl if he thinks your not good enough but if your enough then he is a soft baby in the inside .If you ever come across a Theunis be ready for any fucked up think he can do
Stranger:Theunis is very mad

You:No he is more nice and friendly
Theunis by Josh Bradly November 23, 2021
A rare sight in the modern world. Usually found in packs.

Most Theuni (pl. of Theunis) are emotionless and rather unexpressive. Thus, any expression of feeling (e.g. smiling, crying, laughter) is a rarity, and should be photographed for future scientific research. Most people usually just use their iPhone
Dude, there goes that Theunis. He never smiles, you know. I think he might be a robot.
Theunis by Arimotamo November 9, 2013
A Boer legend, he is extremely well known even though he has a small dick
He pretends to like women but his gay tendencies are often noticed by his friends. A reason he is gay is because he has dated ugly girls that haven't turned out well.
Theunis you may Napier.
Theunis by Dorm 63628282 September 18, 2017

TheUnitedBlackNation 

TheUnitedBlackNation is a TransContinental National Republic consisting of the 3 SuperStates of UnitedBlackAmerika, UnitedStatesofAfrika and UnitedAmexem (UnitedCaribbean & Latin Amerika).
The ideology of TheUnitedBlackNation is All inclusiveness under the Banner of Original Humanity & Righteousness. (aka Blackness/Divinity) against corrupt Corporatocracy exploitation of the Planet & Her People/Children & being United to bring about conditions suitable for a 0% unemployment environment, health & wellness for the People & the Planet.
TheUnitedBlackNation by KingRighteous February 16, 2019

TheUnstopableDouche 

The greatest youtube channel of all time. Basically it's an angry black guy who expresses his views on movies, life, fried chicken, and various other topics. He doesn't like anime, but does enjoy The Office.
Youtube.com/theunstopabledouche
Non-binary penis. Used people who identify as they/them.
Wanna get railed by my thenis

Her thussy got destroyed by my thenis so hard last night.

Can you see my thenis in these sweatpants?
This thenis is meaty.
Thenis by Kinder_Egg November 2, 2020
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