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Theory of the Elasticity of the Laws of Physics

A theoretical framework proposing that the laws of physics possess elastic properties—they can stretch, deform, and return to their original form under certain conditions, accommodating extreme situations without breaking. Like an elastic material that can be pulled and released, physical laws might have a range of tolerance within which they bend but don't break. This elasticity might explain how quantum mechanics and relativity coexist despite apparent contradictions—they're the same laws stretched to different contexts. It might also explain how new phenomena emerge at different scales without requiring fundamentally new laws—the same elastic principles, stretched to new regimes, produce apparently different behaviors. The theory suggests that physical laws are not brittle but resilient, capable of encompassing far more than their standard formulations suggest.
Theory of the Elasticity of the Laws of Physics Example: "His theory of the elasticity of physical laws suggested that dark matter and dark energy aren't mysteries requiring new physics—they're just the same laws stretched beyond the regime where we're used to seeing them work. The laws bend, but they don't break."
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Theory of the Plasticity of the Laws of Physics

A theoretical framework proposing that the laws of physics can undergo permanent deformation—that under extreme conditions, they might change in ways that don't revert when conditions normalize. Unlike elasticity (temporary stretching), plasticity implies irreversible transformation: the laws themselves could evolve, learn, or adapt over cosmic time. This theory suggests that the universe's laws might not have been fixed at the Big Bang but might have developed through cosmic history, perhaps through mechanisms analogous to natural selection (universes that produce stable laws persist) or phase transitions (laws crystallizing as the universe cooled). The plasticity of physical laws opens possibilities for cosmic evolution far beyond what traditional physics imagines—a universe whose fundamental rules can change.
Theory of the Plasticity of the Laws of Physics Example: "Her theory of the plasticity of physical laws suggested that the constants we measure today might be different in the distant future—not because anything changes, but because the laws themselves evolve. The universe isn't just unfolding; it's learning new rules."

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026