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Theory of Stan 

The theory that when all else fails and there is nothing you can do to make a situation better, you should just fuck it. The phrase was first spoken by the mighty and wise Stan to a clingy ex-girlfriend relating her woes. After Stan had carefully observed the story, he related his advice. Just Fuck it.
Girl: "I just can't get over him. He broke my heart and I still love him."

Stan: "Fuck it, Lynn. Just fuck it. So says the Theory of Stan."
Theory of Stan by Matt O'Neilll March 1, 2010
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Standpoint Demarcation Theory of Science

A feminist and social epistemology‑driven model: demarcation is shaped by the social and material standpoint of the knower. Marginalized standpoints may identify as scientific what dominant institutions dismiss, because they reveal hidden power structures. Science is distinguished by its commitment to impartiality, but impartiality requires including multiple standpoints. Pseudoscience often serves dominant interests and excludes outsider critiques. Standpoint demarcation is political but argues that politics can be epistemically productive.
Standpoint Demarcation Theory of Science Example: “Standpoint demarcation theory allowed her to argue that indigenous ecological knowledge is scientific from the standpoint of land‑based communities, even though Western criteria might exclude it.”
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murderhobo 

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