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Theory of Constructed Languages

The observation that all human languages are, by definition, constructed social agreements, but this theory specifically highlights deliberately invented languages like Esperanto, Klingon, or programming code. These are not organic evolutions but are built from scratch to fulfill a purpose—whether fostering global peace, enriching a fictional world, or giving unambiguous instructions to a machine. They prove that the core function of language (creating shared meaning) can be engineered, and their success or failure depends entirely on whether a community agrees to use and build upon the construction.
Example: "Esperanto was built on the Theory of Constructed Languages: one guy mashed up Romantic and Germanic roots to create a 'neutral' tongue to unite humanity. It failed to replace natural languages because not enough people bought into the construction. Meanwhile, the constructed language of Python succeeded wildly because the community of programmers agreed to use it, showing that a language's power comes from shared belief in its utility, not its innate logic."
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026