Thee Braden Mount

Thee Braden Mount: You mount a female in a position where your knee caps are aligned and flush with a females ears and you insert your penis into her mouth. Whilst doing so, you take your "Strong Hand" (the hand that can take on fatigue the most) and "Finger Bang" thee shit out of her til the sun comes up or the cows come home, whatever comes first. (DISCLAIMER: Please have groomed, clean and manicured hands. The last thing you wanna do is scratch up the vaginal walls of your opponent, because that will be the last time you will interact with her in anyway, trust me. Also, please trim the hairs surrounding the male reproductive organs, for the love of god, why would you wanna lay the toupee you've been growing on your "Taint", on to her chin?)

Girl, honestly, all I wanna do is Thee Braden Mount on you.

Thee Braden Mount by Maddy Duke February 13, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008