The fingerest

A beautiful schaubism used by Brian Campbell to openly mock Brenda Schaub to his face on live TV.

Luke Thomas: *Pointing at Schaubs arm* "Wow, look at the detail on that tattoo, all the fingers are evenly spread out"
Brian Campbell: "Some would say the fingerest, right there"

Schaub: *Bragging about how expensive his tattoo is* "I would say he takes about 800 an hour"

by P.F. Changs line cook June 18, 2021

the fingers to nose bridge technique

when a person is in a situation that has gone wrong .
generally do to stupied people doing dumb things.

the fingers to nose bridge technique.

he uses the fingers to nose bridge technique do to stress.

by Greg O'malley the alley kat February 25, 2019

Kick Her in the Fingers

When you deny a woman your credit card.

"She wants to spend $500 on a new purse."

"You gotta kick her in the fingers man"

by BlueJuice April 30, 2015

Diarrhea of the fingers

When you type very fast and a lot. One who types long e-mails and messages has this condition. One who types your eyes off suffers from this.

I had Diarrhea of the fingers last night, I must have typed a Novella!

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

diarrhea of the fingers

Quickly typing long and excessive statements when others usually abbreviate - usually over an instant or text message.

"I laughed at Stan's diarrhea of the fingers as he typed two paragraphs to me over AIM."

by pixieJen February 24, 2007

Clean the fingers

For a female to masturbate prior going out on a date or a club/bar, so she isn't preoccupied with sex.

Betty decided to clean the fingers before heading out tonight so she wouldn't be preoccupied with sex.

by msthumper July 25, 2010

tourettes of the fingers

To uncontrollably text vulgarities at someone your mad at.

Sorry about my texts last night I was a little drunk, I have a chronic case of tourettes of the fingers and foot in mouth disease, when I'm that way.lol

by Violet Skye's October 29, 2014