The Wing System

Spite wings- Sex in spite of a person for past events.
Ugly Wings - Sex with a Ugly person.
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Pink - Sex with a white person and or getting your white wings and red at the same time
Black - Sex with a black person or a widow
White - Sex with a virgin
Red - Sex with a woman who is having her period
Brown - Anal sex
Green - Sex with someone who has an STD
Yellow - Sex while pissing
Silver - Sex with an old person
Blue / purple- Sex with a dead person and or in the water;
Purple- Sex with a dead person and or Pregnant chick.
Gold - first golden shower.
Grey - Sex with someone who has grandchildren.
Platinum - gone down on a girl and made her squirt.
Rainbow - pukes into your mouth when you're kissing and. or gay sex.
buffalo wings - a fat girl or Sex with The fat that sticks out around the sides of a woman's bra strap.
Knife wings - Sex with your best friends girlfriend.

Wing Commander- When all wings have been met.

I herd Jonesy scratched off some wings off the wing system!

by TheySayJones January 28, 2010

The Wing's System

There are those out there that wish to be the very best that they can, and like the Pokémon trainers that go for their gym badges there are some among us trying earn their Wings. An ancient tradition that has been practiced for decades. The following acts are known as the Wings of the Wing's system:

Novice;
White wings- Sex with a Virgin.
Pink wings-Sex with someone 5 or more years younger than you.

Black Wings- Sex with a Widow.
Silver Wings- sex with someone old enough to be your mother.
Adept;
Golden Wings- Experiencing your first Golden Shower.
Gray Wings- Sex with someone old enough to be your grandmother.
Orange Wings- Sex with a disabled girl.
Rainbow Wings- Experiencing your first threesome/orgy preferably with 2 or more ethnicities.
Yellow Wings- Sex with a squirter.
Purple Wings- Sex with a pregnant woman.
Heroic;
Crimson wings- Eating a girl out whilst she is having a miscarriage/abortion.
Blue wings - Sex with a dead woman.
Green wings- Eating out a girl with an STD.
Brown wings- Eating out a girl whilst she is going #2.
Legendary;
God wings- Earning all of your wings for the first time during the same Rainbow Wings session.

Mark: "Hey Thomas how'd it go with you and Abby last night?"
Thomas: "Not good man, she was on her period and im not ready to earn my Red wings yet, maybe next time"
Mark: " Yea I get that, I'm still trying to earn all of my novice wings before I can tackle all the wings of The Wing's System."

by Dragons0m3n November 12, 2017