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The Ultimate Showdown 

Often the result of a pissed-off Godzilla, The Ultimate Showdown is a pointless century-long battle between famous characters, both realistic and fictional, resulting in awestruck civilians, hundreds of dead bodies, and a victorious (yet slightly suicidal) Mr. Rogers.
"This is The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny."
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The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny 

This is a song from Lemon wich describes the battle between almost every hero in the world. It all started with Godzilla 'hopping' around Tokyo city. Then came Batman, Shaq, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Indiana Jones, Chuck Norris and many others.

This song can be found with video on Newgrounds.
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman Burst from the shade.
Hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade...

...This is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys and explosions.
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive. I wonder who it will be...

...Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick,
wich could shatter bones,
into the crotch, of Indiana Jones...

...war went on for a century,
many lives were lost but eventually
a hero stood, the rest saw the better.
Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.

The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny) 

an amazing song. if you know the lyrics by heart, you will get all the bitches.
Kyle: "hey, did you hear about chad's performance yesterday of The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny)?

Mike:"yeah, bro got all the rizz and got a bunch of bitches after!"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008