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Doizzle the Bobizzle in the stashinizlle fo shizzle 

damn dogg did you hear the bob in the wagon

Covering The Stash

When you hide a hard-on by cupping your hand over your nuts.
Friend: “Doesn’t he look like he’s hiding a hard-on?”
Me: “He’s covering the stash, bro.”

Stash the Unicorn 

A sex act that involves strapping a dildo to one's forehead and then using said dildo to perform anal sex on a partner. Sometimes refers only to the male-on-male act.
I'm excited that I finally get to stash the unicorn with Matt!
I woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.

Stashing the weasel

Stashing the weasel is when your wife or girlfriend has over a period of time milked your weasel for all it's worth and left you for dead writhing on the floor without even a single drop of semen left in you. So after that you vow to never let that sex crazed maniac assault you again,therefore you tape the weasel up and under to your butt cheeks as to not stimulate her with the throbbing bulge your packing.
Chris started the payback by Stashing the weasel after
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!
Stashing the weasel by squirtdonkeys February 12, 2007

The Glock unlocked, the block stays hot 

It is actually "the block on lock, the trunk stay locked, the glock on cock, the block stays hot"
See "Danger" from World Wide Underground -

stashed the yams 

Tommy Pantsdown stashed the yams at his aunties house.