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The Sheriff of Lone Gultch

The sheriff of lone gulch was a historic event during the day's of the wild west, The town of Lone Gultch became quite a peaceful community with the arrival of the new sheriff, Sheriff Buttram, the men were no longer fighting and had become quite close with each other. This was seen when on the day Sheriff Buttram was looking for an outlaw by the name of Manny the Mankiller, after a tip off from the bartender in Lone Gultch Saloon, The Sheriff found Manny in a small bedroom upstairs. 5 men also snuck upstairs and peeked through holes in the wall in the neighbouring bedroom to watch the confrontation, instead of a fight however, the sheriff and Manny engaged in very graphic gay sex which was a custom of the west. The men watching became aroused and began to also have gay sex with one another. All of their loud love making caused the entire saloon downstairs to break out into a massive gay orgy. Again, as was the custom of the old west
Man The Sheriff of Lone Gultch was definitely dating Manny the mankiller

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026