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The O.S.S 

(Oprah Secret Society)
A top secret organization led by Oprah Winfrey and Tyra Banks. This organization trains ALL women too troll men and toy with their emotions as revenge for their lack of rights over the past years.

When asked of knowledge of the O.S.S, most women will reply that they have never heard of this, DO NOT BE FOOLED, Tyra Banks has vigorously endoctrinated them to say this. As males it is our mission to combat these Jezebels and to not let them toy with our emotions.
Person 1: I heard that Kelly is a member of the O.S.S.

Person 2: DAMN YOU OPRAH!!!
The O.S.S by The 2.0 February 8, 2010

The Excess O's 

The time period between the year 2000 and 2009, before the great recession, when the majority of North Americans lived way beyond their financial means.
"Flipping houses was so much more profitable in The Excess 0's."

"Back in The Excess O's I drove a double-decker Hummer; now I ride the bus."
The Excess O's by The Vidiot January 17, 2010

Chill the Beanie O's 

The saying Chill the beans has become out-dated in today's society and is dismissed as something a five year old would say. Therefore, I have upgraded to a phrase from which you tend to receive more of a reactiion from and are thus, fully understood. Chill the beanie Os is simply a phrase used to ask a person who is hyper, hypertensive, over-reacting or just plain angry; to calm down.
Your on facebook with your friends, talking about the rave you were able to get into with them last night. You then mention the girl/guy your friend decided to extract a quickee from; but in the process got slapped in the face and a beverage poured over their head. He/she completely over-reacts and snaps at you with a form of low blow. You feel your friends pain and decide to respond with a more gentle phrase, hence, Chill the Beanie O's comes into play and your friend laugh at the original phrase and forgives you.

The O'Hara Brother's Disease 

When too many women are willing to have sex with you, most of those women catch feelings and won't let you be with any other women.
Damn man, he gets all the women, but he better be careful he doesn't get The O'Hara Brother's Disease, or else he could be in a whole world of hurt.

What's That Game With The X's and O's? 

A friend who forgets what Tic Tac Toe is.
Friend: What's that game with the x's and o's??
Me: are you kidding me-

O.S. The Best 

A common name used to describe someone that is very sensitive. "O" stands for "Over" and "S" stands for "Sensitive"
Guy 1: Did you see that guy cry in the movies?

Guy 2: Yea he is O.S. The Best

Guy 1: Exactly
O.S. The Best by Boinkin Her February 13, 2010

S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm. 

It goes: Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil cause I'm the meanist S.O.B. in the valley.
Do you know the S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm?
S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm.