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The O.S.S 

(Oprah Secret Society)
A top secret organization led by Oprah Winfrey and Tyra Banks. This organization trains ALL women too troll men and toy with their emotions as revenge for their lack of rights over the past years.

When asked of knowledge of the O.S.S, most women will reply that they have never heard of this, DO NOT BE FOOLED, Tyra Banks has vigorously endoctrinated them to say this. As males it is our mission to combat these Jezebels and to not let them toy with our emotions.
Person 1: I heard that Kelly is a member of the O.S.S.

Person 2: DAMN YOU OPRAH!!!
The O.S.S by The 2.0 February 8, 2010

The Excess O's 

The time period between the year 2000 and 2009, before the great recession, when the majority of North Americans lived way beyond their financial means.
"Flipping houses was so much more profitable in The Excess 0's."

"Back in The Excess O's I drove a double-decker Hummer; now I ride the bus."
The Excess O's by The Vidiot January 17, 2010

Chill the Beanie O's 

The saying Chill the beans has become out-dated in today's society and is dismissed as something a five year old would say. Therefore, I have upgraded to a phrase from which you tend to receive more of a reactiion from and are thus, fully understood. Chill the beanie Os is simply a phrase used to ask a person who is hyper, hypertensive, over-reacting or just plain angry; to calm down.
Your on facebook with your friends, talking about the rave you were able to get into with them last night. You then mention the girl/guy your friend decided to extract a quickee from; but in the process got slapped in the face and a beverage poured over their head. He/she completely over-reacts and snaps at you with a form of low blow. You feel your friends pain and decide to respond with a more gentle phrase, hence, Chill the Beanie O's comes into play and your friend laugh at the original phrase and forgives you.

The O'Hara Brother's Disease 

When too many women are willing to have sex with you, most of those women catch feelings and won't let you be with any other women.
Damn man, he gets all the women, but he better be careful he doesn't get The O'Hara Brother's Disease, or else he could be in a whole world of hurt.

What's That Game With The X's and O's? 

A friend who forgets what Tic Tac Toe is.
Friend: What's that game with the x's and o's??
Me: are you kidding me-

O.S. The Best 

A common name used to describe someone that is very sensitive. "O" stands for "Over" and "S" stands for "Sensitive"
Guy 1: Did you see that guy cry in the movies?

Guy 2: Yea he is O.S. The Best

Guy 1: Exactly
O.S. The Best by Boinkin Her February 13, 2010

S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm. 

It goes: Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil cause I'm the meanist S.O.B. in the valley.
Do you know the S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm?
S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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