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The true meaning of being on top of the food chain, a Land, Sea, and Air Burger consists of a McDonalds Hamburger, a chicken patty, and a Filet-o-Fish patty. This is what KFC's Double Down wants to be when it grows up.

The burger is rumored to be on McDonalds Secret Menu as reported by NPR and was first discovered on Eat Me!, an online food blog by Playboy, although archeologists claim remains of Noah's Ark have yielded the correct proportions of ingredients. Others argue Paul Revere is the true father of the creation, while critics say that "3 if by Air" is purely speculation.
The Land, Sea, and Air Burger accounts for more deaths in the USA then shark attacks, lightning strikes, and bee stings combined.
by sh0eless May 11, 2010
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