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The Drooki 

When one snot rockets into a girls vagina and eats them out vigorously while fingering them.
John: Yo brohomes what you up to?
Cary: Nothin broslice i'm mad tired i had a long night with my girlfried.
John: O harem sauce you dawg what happened?
Cary: Well i got her in the mood and it was getting intense when i realized i had to blow my nose. Shoved my face into her vagina and i snot rocketed everywhere and i gave her the drooki.
The Drooki by THE DROOKI March 9, 2010
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Churn the Dookie Butter

Plunging a backed up toilet full of shit!
The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!
Churn the Dookie Butter by MM85 July 15, 2014

When the dookie is everflowing 

When a tsunami is about to hit, but the dookie never stops coming.
"Bro, where are you, the tsunami is about to hit!"
*sends snap between the legs whilst on toilet captioned as follows*
"when the dookie is everflowing"

Hunter the dookie brain 

When your name is hunter and you stab other men with your pencil because they don't tell you they love you. Some may say this is a homosexual behavior. He is the kind of guy to tag you in instagram pictures of two males kissing until you kiss him.
Hunter the dookie brain- say you love me or I will tag you in more pictures of gay people kissing
anyone with any sense- No you gaytard

giving up the dookie 

The act of an individual allowing his/her partner to make an insertion into their asshole.

The dookie effect 

A eerie feeling that makes you shirt and fart (Shart)
Natalie experienced the dookie effect and sharted in her std infected grandmar panties.
The dookie effect by Pasta_s15 March 26, 2022

Dookie the Cow 

The European toy cow that is popular with young children, also very funny
Hey look, Dookie the cow dropped a large dookie!
Dookie the Cow by Will M. W. April 13, 2007
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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