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A man of immense power and might that has a magnificent ginger beard and can not feel pain. This man sometimes is mistaken as Jesus, but undoubtedly has the means to destroy the world. A man of this power is rare to find and often has the intellect to make his plans go through.

Someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling

and even solving a rubik's cube
"holy shit is that 'The Bearded One'"
*shits oneself*
by beardedone July 20, 2015
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May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.
by AttillathePun February 09, 2019
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