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A man of immense power and might that has a magnificent ginger beard and can not feel pain. This man sometimes is mistaken as Jesus, but undoubtedly has the means to destroy the world. A man of this power is rare to find and often has the intellect to make his plans go through.

Someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling

flying
and even solving a rubik's cube
"holy shit is that 'The Bearded One'"
*shits oneself*
by beardedone July 20, 2015
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.
by AttillathePun February 09, 2019
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