by Stacey'smom! October 25, 2017
A closet creeper is an sexual confused person. They normally will act heterosexual around peers, and often brag on the women or men that they have relationships with. Once alone, they have the total obligation to search for a partner who will give them they gay fantasy that they desire. A guy who is a closet creeper, will date multiple women, not his race and pay them for gay sexual favors done to him, kind of like a secret agreement. The woman normally complies if the price is right, and refers the creeper to her other friends.
Keisha, sorry that I was late, I was with my CC (Closet Creeper), he came by for the usual service and to drop off my payment.
by Groovious February 10, 2019
Creeper rule applies to age gap in dating and can be applied from teenagers to senior citizens. It’s a gauge to the the appropriate age of someone younger than you that you can date. The rule states that you cannot pursue anyone younger than 1/2 your age + 7 years. For example for a 30 year old it is not appropriate for them to pursue anyone younger than 22 years old… 30/2=15. 15+7=22.
Tom: hey that girl over there’s pretty cute
Jerry: Tom you’re 40, she’s 22, creeper rule… you can’t pursue anyone younger than 27.
Tom: aww shucks.
Jerry: Tom you’re 40, she’s 22, creeper rule… you can’t pursue anyone younger than 27.
Tom: aww shucks.
by Peasey360 August 7, 2021
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by Efferus cat November 26, 2020
An older guy who thinks it makes him "hip" to drink Craft beer. They usually "Creep" around younger people with their IPAs. They are out spoken about how cool Craft beers are and think this makes them seem "cool" and "younger" when in reality they are just creepy old guys.
by Captain know it all December 2, 2022
by Bebbie batch May 27, 2008
A texture in the Minecraft customizable texture pack which changes the creeper's face into a humorous smile.
It's description is "HAPPY CREEPER HAPPY HAPPY YAY YAY!"
It's description is "HAPPY CREEPER HAPPY HAPPY YAY YAY!"
by Commander Keen (Fsr.nc.edd) July 8, 2011