*Loud thuds and footsteps can be heard*
Jim: Hey Bob, do you hear that?
Bob: yeah I do I think it's my ex wife Marsha.
Jim: what happened? Why did you break up with her?
Bob: Turns out she has fat thighs and has been a cunt. So one day i got into a fight with her and i yelled out "You are such a cunt, your name should be Thaddeus thundercunt."
Jim: *chokes on his own beer and pisses himself from laughter*
Jim: Hey Bob, do you hear that?
Bob: yeah I do I think it's my ex wife Marsha.
Jim: what happened? Why did you break up with her?
Bob: Turns out she has fat thighs and has been a cunt. So one day i got into a fight with her and i yelled out "You are such a cunt, your name should be Thaddeus thundercunt."
Jim: *chokes on his own beer and pisses himself from laughter*
by LostDemon2295 July 23, 2018
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The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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