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Thaddeos are very handsome doods who are eye candy for males and females alike. A Thaddeo may seem like the kind of guy who would be very full of himself because everyone loves him, but he's actually very nice. When he asks how your day is, he actually listens even if if it's spectacularly boring. He will let you ramble on for minutes about useless things even if he has other far more important things to do. Also, he remembers things you say which is real surprising. Even though they don't try, they're very goofy and can make you smile even when you're having a crikey day. Thaddeos are basically the best friends because they give real honest advice and keep their friends accountable. They're also very patient with their frustratingly idiotic friends. If you give a Thaddeo fruit snacks or gummy bears, he will be eternally grateful. Thaddeos have crap taste in females. Thaddeos are thoughtful and gr9 friends. Also, they have really good hair that they should not cut.
"That guy is a smoking hot babe, what's his name?"
"Aaaaahhhwhhwwwwwwwww, that is clearly a Thaddeo"
Thaddeo by Fight in the Shade October 29, 2019
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thaddeaus 

Thaddeaus is a total bro. He is intellectual, good-looking, a bit awkward at first but a crazy good guy. Has a MASSIVE SCHNOBLONGER. Pretty chill bro. ADVENTURE TIME.
"Dude, that guy is kinda weird?"
"Yeah, but once you get to know him he is like, the chillest bro EVAR."
"Dude, he's a total Thaddeaus..."
thaddeaus by Prince Monochromicorn December 5, 2013

Thaddeus 

A strong, confident, sexy, athletic man. Can learn to do anything, usually takes a leader role, and is very independent. Although he is tough outside, still quite a softy inside, funny and quite a charmer. He knows how to take care of his girl and makes her very happy. All the girls want him but he stays faithful to his girl. Has an amazing butt....and gorgeous hair.
-who is that sexy man?
- Thaddeus
-dangggg. even his name is sexy.
Thaddeus by ninjaSteph March 8, 2011

Thaddeus 

Thaddeus is a guardian. He makes everyone feel safe. He is powerful and strong in mind and body. He is the night watcher of all fairies. You will feel safe when in his arms. There is a seductive look in his eyes when you catch his stair in the street. Any woman is lucky when that meet a Thaddeus
Thaddeus blew me kisses As I passed him on the sidewalk and that’s when I knew He could have me in the sheets
Thaddeus by Fritzy4u November 8, 2019

Thaddeus Peutersdhmidt 

0/10 On the beta scale.
Motherfucking Pussy Magnet.
#ThadStatus.
It's Thaddeus Peutersdhmidt, Bitch!

Thaddeus 

One of three Greek words for Maximum, or the most of, largest amount of....etc.
May be interpreted as Maximus (different translations vary.)
In Latin this work usually means; close to god, or one with god, very godly.
This name was usually reserved for semi-official positions around 100bc-300ad to point them out as greater, or bigger than their peers. much like a Mayor or similar today.
Used in all four christian gospels as the name of Judas the Greater(not the Iscariot, or one who handed Jesus over to die) as way of respect.
shhhit dawg, that dude had some thaddeus moves on the court.

dayummm, these speakers are turned up to the thad man.

That Thaddeus boy has like golden threads, a true thaddeus, fo sho.
Thaddeus by thaddeusboyz December 16, 2008

Thaddeus 

Represents greatness of soul and body. Complete spiritual satisfaction that occurs when in the vicinity of a spiritual leader.
Mom could you pass the Thaddeus?
Thaddeus by Kit Langton January 18, 2006