Thaddeos are very handsome doods who are eye candy for males and females alike. A Thaddeo may seem like the kind of guy who would be very full of himself because everyone loves him, but he's actually very nice. When he asks how your day is, he actually listens even if if it's spectacularly boring. He will let you ramble on for minutes about useless things even if he has other far more important things to do. Also, he remembers things you say which is real surprising. Even though they don't try, they're very goofy and can make you smile even when you're having a crikey day. Thaddeos are basically the best friends because they give real honest advice and keep their friends accountable. They're also very patient with their frustratingly idiotic friends. If you give a Thaddeo fruit snacks or gummy bears, he will be eternally grateful. Thaddeos have crap taste in females. Thaddeos are thoughtful and gr9 friends. Also, they have really good hair that they should not cut.
"That guy is a smoking hot babe, what's his name?"
"Aaaaahhhwhhwwwwwwwww, that is clearly a Thaddeo"
"Aaaaahhhwhhwwwwwwwww, that is clearly a Thaddeo"
by Fight in the Shade October 29, 2019