Text crush

Person in real life who’s personality has been altered into someone better because of electronic messaging.

Friend: So who do you have a crush on?
Me: No one, really.
Friend: Oh, come on! There 'ought to be someone.
Me: Well, I have a text crush on this guy. He is a total jerk, but for some reason when I text him he is a totally different person.

Text crush by Amethyst Bandel September 4, 2016

National Text Your Crush Day 

On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if

You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss

National Text Your Crush Day by dëēź ñūtż September 20, 2021

National “don’t text your crush day” 

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.

I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.

National “don’t text your crush day” by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021

Crash Text Dummy 

One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.

I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!

Crash Text Dummy by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 4, 2021

TextCrash 

watching someone walk into a wall or door while texting.

HAHA! did you just see jessica TextCrash into the classroom door?!

TextCrash by AmanduhhhhhhhhhhhPanda December 6, 2011