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Texan Fat Man

when you doin anal with ya girl and pinch her little toe (some Chinese reflexology shit) to make her shit while your dick is inside. The resultant explosion is called a Texan Fat Man.

RIP nagasaki
Daquan: Yo my dick still stank after I gave LaQuesha a Texan Fat Man last night
Conan: ewwwwwwww nigga tf is she ok
by _shawshank January 18, 2019
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Texas fat man IQ

The amount of iq that a standard Texian-Floridian fat man has. With recent scientific breakthroughs, their IQ is estimated to be around 70-85, which is higher than Texas fat men appear to be. Saying someone has “Texas fat man IQ” is essentially saying they are stupid, or unintelligent.
A: Bro how did you do on the math test?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?
by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025
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