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A word used predominately amongst the Squad, and gradually gravitating throughout the London area, to describe a blatant lie. The word originates from Tenshot Jones who is notorious for pitching massive tenshots. Jones coined the term by claiming that former Man Utd Striker Andy Cole, had the nickname "TenShot Cole" due to his strike rate of 10 shots per goal. Jones was adamant he was right but after stringent investigation no evidence was found of the nickname ever being used and the term was born.
Gav -Ids, did you know that the man who held the Guiness world record for "the most drugs to have ever been taken by a single human being" died today after being attacked by a pack of dogs he thought he saw?"
Ids - Gav, I cant believe your still pitching this bastard joke.. what a fucking tenshot.
Ben -"Massive ten. Sounding like bill"
Tenshot by bigdogik October 21, 2010
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Eichi Tenshouin 

a gayass fuckass oddballs destroyer fine leader blond girlboss i love him
Idk i rhink he likes wataru just a bit…maybe…just maybe……….
eichi tenshouin is so mean 2 me
Eichi Tenshouin by laaaaaaaamp January 31, 2022

Getsuga Tensho 

A technique used by Ichigo Kurosaki in the popular anime,"Bleach",by utilizing all his extra spirit energy and condensing it into a blast.
"Getsuga Tensho!! -fires off huge blast of spirit energy-"
Getsuga Tensho by bbeael49 October 19, 2011

Eichi Tenshouin 

Eichi Tenshouin is the enemy of all proletariats in the world. He will stop at nothing to destroy the unity and solidarity of all workers everywhere. He manipulates, assassinates, and commits tax fraud in order to realize his dream of a united world order under his cruel reign. The only way to stop him is for all workers and the oppressed class to unite and fight back against his hypnotizing force. Do not look at him. Do not take interest in him. He will feed from that and grow stronger. If he grows too strong, it will be impossible to stop him, even with the combined powers of all workers worldwide. We must strike now. We must strike quick, lest the great monster takes from us our freedom and our will. LET HIM TREMBLE AT THE REVOLUTION OF THE MASSES. TOPPLE HIS THRONE, AND REESTABLISH YUMENOSAKI AND THE ES BUILDING AS TRUE DEMOCRATIC INSTITUTIONS. HE WILL NOT PREVAIL.
'lol eichi tenshouin is kinda hot'
'bro he's literally a Make a Wish foundation kid combined with the wealth and morality of Jeff Bezos'
'shit you're right'
Eichi Tenshouin by bluepotato81 March 12, 2023
Tedshot (n)- To shoot someone in the head, especially when they werent expecting it, and/or from behind, Ted-Bundy style. A counterstrike term that originated in westside Highland Lakes.
Person one runs into tunnel
Person two is waiting and when person 1 walks by person 2 shoots person 1 in the back of the head TEDSHOT!
tedshot by Sklar June 19, 2006
large lad
he's such a Tensho
tensho by 1232331343514124 February 27, 2019

Goosed-up tenshitter 

The grimy, booger-like substance found on top of urinals in most schools.
I ain't using that urinal, it's covered in goosed-up tenshitter!
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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