A musical instrument company from Japan (Tokyo Electric Instrument and Sound Company) legendary for making the strangest guitars in the world. Some see these instruments as being of extremely poor quality, while others appreciate their uniqueness and some even pay gargantuan amounts of money to obtain them. Some of their finer attributes savored by fans include "0" frets, plywood necks, gold foil pickups, vast quantities of electrical control mechanisms, metal pickguards, and absurd bridge designs involving string-muting technology.
Person A: "Check out this neat guitar I got at the church rummage sale!"
Person B: "What a piece of shit!"
Person A: "It's a Teisco! How can you not appreciate the 5 pickups, 23 toggle switches and 16 knobs?"
Person B: "What a piece of shit!"
Person A: "It's a Teisco! How can you not appreciate the 5 pickups, 23 toggle switches and 16 knobs?"
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Originated from a spelling mistake and evolved into a compliment
MUST be spelt with a little t and a capital E
Originated from a spelling mistake and evolved into a compliment
MUST be spelt with a little t and a capital E
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Oh sweet aqua vitae!
Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.
It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.
When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.
Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.
Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.
It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.
When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.
Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.
Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"
Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"
Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"
Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"
Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"
Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"
Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"
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friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.
friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.
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Get the tesco meal deal mug.adjective. Something very cheap, but still of eatable, usable quality. not just used for produce of tesco, but also for services. for example, a tesco value film would have bad special effects but would still be alright
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