TehNoob

TehNoob is a very nice person on IRC, and is not a noob. I met him once and he was generous. He is the sexiest beast alive.

(TehNoob) Hey guys! (Girl1) OMG I WANNA GO OUT WITH U (TehNoob) uh....ok...i'll add you to the other 1,643,985 people

TehNoob by TheLeetMastah August 29, 2009

TehNoobShow

A great Runescape video maker, very popular on many video sites such as YouTube. Although his YouTube account has been banned countless times, he still continues to create amazing, hilarious videos. ^_^

TehNoobShow pwns. XD

TehNoobShow by xJaneDoex August 13, 2008

technoob

Origins- technology, newbie (noob, n00b, etc)
pronunciation- tek-new-b

A person that knows little to nothing about computers, or other devices that make humming noises and have various buttons. Best examplified in Roger Fox of the Foxtrot comic strip, he could deftly delete the hard drive in a few clicks of the mouse. Dilbert's The Pointy Haired Boss is another good example, as he is easily fooled into thinking an "Etch-a-Sketch" board is a laptop computer.

More often than not, they are a baby boomer, or somewhere in between 40 and 80 years of age, though people younger than 12 have often exibited the symptoms. If someone has trouble turning a computer or other electronic device on or off, can't figure out how to use it when it is on, or wonders what this or that does, they are a technoob.

What to do if you encounter one- First of all, remove the device from his or her hands, and hide it behind your back. (in the case of a computer, turn off the monitor if possible, or quickly shut it down) If you are lucky, they will quickly forget what they were doing within seconds, and go hammer on something or ask you if rocketdial has really sent people to the moon. If they seem like they are going to erase all of the memory on your computer, or install viruses, it is best to take them out with something they can understand- a baseball bat. If nothing works, may the force be with you. (tazers usually work quite well)

College student- AIIII! My little sister just opened my spam folder and opened all of the e-mails and now my computer's meeelllting!

Security person- Fear not, I brought my tazer to work today. :)

College Student- Ahh! Thank you for saving me from the technoob!

technoob by Hans le Noir January 29, 2006

TehNoobShow

An awesome runescape video maker that posts really funny videos on youtube. His main character is named bob, he's a hobo, and he's bald. it's real funny.

*bob walks into varrock square*
(TehNoobShow)Bob: Free stuff pl0x!
3 hours later.....
Bob: Dancing for money!

TehNoobShow by pierocks166 April 17, 2010

tehnoobshow

Makes very childish and unoriginal "humor" videos, adding to the already big problem of little immature kids overtaking Runescape. Got banned from Youtube twice for using bots/programs to boost his ratings/views and is doing it again.

Since Tehnoobshows presence practically all of the well known video makers have stopped making videos, or make them a lot less often. His unfunny, childish videos have brought the community to an all time low, where people don't even want to make videos anymore.

*Random person walks by*
Tehnoobshow: Noob I own You!
*Sees a shield on the floor*
Tehnoobshow: Oh My God a bronze shield!

Comedy Gold...

tehnoobshow by Sweetcorn Giant March 19, 2009

TheNoobAxolotl

He is a Roblox Funky Friday player

X: Yo bro did you see TheNoobAxolotl's video

Y: I just did bruv.

TheNoobAxolotl by Ergun Yurdaer October 11, 2022

TheNoobAxolotl

He is a Roblox Funky Friday player

X: Yo bro did you see TheNoobAxolotl's video

Y: I just did duh.

TheNoobAxolotl by anonymous October 11, 2022