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Teat Party

A group of so-called liberal and/or progressive people (often referred to as the Democratic Party) that believe the many should have the right to dictate to the few especially in areas of social wellness. Members often find excuses for or blame others for troubles/difficulties in their life. Members' sense of entitlement varies, but is always present and often intense.
My neighbor, a member of the Teat Party, was whining again the other day.
by whateverwhatever March 4, 2010
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Teaparty

A group of concerned citizens who (through ignorance and blind patriotism) publicly act out in support of policies and legislation that is against their own best interests.
The Teaparty is showing up to demonstrate against the health care bill this afternoon.
by Dr. Turtle February 4, 2010
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boner teaparty

A boner teaparty is when a group of no less than seven men are at one fellows house, and one of the men requests some tea. These men may be any where from ages 18 to 36. The owner of the houshold will prepare and heat the tea, and then put sugar in the tea kettle. To his and everyone else's surprise, there will be no clean spoons. The men put their heads together, and decide eventually to use their pulsing, rock-hard boners to stir the tea.
Man 1: What will we stir this delicious Earl Grey with?

Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a spoon.

Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty.

Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete.

Man 2: Affirmative.

Man 5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise.

Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well.

Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously.
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Teaparty

A huge conspiracy to take over The government, bring jobs back to the USA, set term limits, bring fuel prices down, make the NSA stop spying on everybody, give vets back there retirement, legalize pot, kill the two party system, make the I.R.S unable to be used as a political weapon, allow women to defend themselves, and quite taking your money. Then leave you the fuck alone.

Btdubs they Also the have a badass flag with a rattle snake on it. (Search "gadsden flag")
Typical "Donkey"/"Elephant"/"Rhino" politician: That damn teaparty! They don't believe that I should be allowed to stay in office for ever and continue to steal the American peoples money, and they have the nerve to think I shouldn't lie to them!!! Those dirty bastards, i better tell people there racist, even though they love Allen west and he's black but oh well fuck.
by Badger,Badger,Badger December 25, 2013
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teaparty

When a videogame server has only griefers left alive in the game, and don't shoot each other so the round goes on forever.
ph0ne and his team of griefiers held a teaparty after everyone else in the game had died.
by SNAFU101 April 11, 2011
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German Teaparty

A large group sexual activity, in which one unlucky female is the victim of vigorous, rough, sweaty double penetration; which usually ends in a facial.
John: Yo man you see that German Teaparty video?
Frank: Yeah bro, that was awesome! she took all 4 loads in the mouth!
by JoePescimofo August 13, 2009
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teapartyofonee

a cool hot person who is cool and fashionable
that girl is such a teapartyofonee
by Iamsofunnyeveryoneislaughing September 9, 2021
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