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Teafill

The act of refilling a large one dollar tea from any fast food restaurant, but preferably McDonalds.
Tim: Shucks, I'm all out of tea and my mouth is dry as a lizard's ass.
Leroy: Bout time for a dang-on teafill bo.
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teabilly

A member or follower of the Tea Party movement who displays a lack of sophistication.
If that teabilly posts one more thing about Nazis or birth certificates, I'm going to unfriend him!
by Chief Esteben December 3, 2010
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teabilly

A member of the tea party who is also a hillbilly. Teabillies are often angry, ignorant, god-fearin', bible thumpin', science-denyin', gun-totin', GOP-talkin'-point-parrotin' racist homophobic misogynists. Highly susceptible to Obama derangement syndrome.
Obama: "Let me be clear..."
Skeeter: "BENGHAZI!!! BENGHAZI!!! BENGHAZI!!!"
Me: "Wow, Skeeter sure is a bona fide teabilly!"
by Dylan Bleier March 19, 2014
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Tefillin Date

When a religious Jewish guy brings his tefillin (phylacteries, a Jewish prayer accessory) on a date because he expects to be spending the night at the girl's place and he'll need the tefillin to pray in the morning. It is an indication that he's religious enough that he needs to pray every morning with the tefillin, but not so religious that he won't have sex.
Shlomo had a tefillin date with Tzippi last night. I saw the bag sitting on the table at Estihana and then I saw him in the same clothing at Shacharis in the Jewish Center this morning.
by Barry Allen June 9, 2008
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brown tefillin

To take a crap on someone's hand and forehead. The scatalogical version of the orthodox religious practice.
"I got a brown tefillin when all I really wanted was a hug!"
by D. Finer November 29, 2006
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