Tarago

A village inbetween Goulburn and Canberra. Home of....Nothing. Its a shit hole. Over run by arse-head Canberrians that think they own the place. Run while you can.

Person one: It'll take forever to get home.

Person two: Nah, mate, we'll just take a shotcut through Tarago.

Tarago by PitterPatterSally March 18, 2011

Tarago Family

A family who can be found (in a Tarago, or equivalent with baby on board bumper sticker) at your local caravan park on vacation, in a tent, sporting bum bags, bottled water from home, and a camera around the neck weilding father. Dont forget the well prepared eski of rolls from home with Kraft cheese and Ham. Will be easily spotted by their perfectly pruned garden and bunnings outdoor setting. Tarago mothers will best be found (wearing cargo pants and a polo shirt given as a mothers groups kriskringle gift, finished off with a katmandu wind fleece vest) sitting by the pool supervising little janette and philllis, making sure they keep up the 4 hour routine of spf30 zinc and rash vests, followed by board shorts from Target.

Most common Tarago names: Gareth, Tennile, Helen, Tanya, Katrina, Darren, Phill and Ian etc.
To observe these common but frightening species, head to your local bunnings or grocery store.

Tarago Family Banter:
Tarryn: "hey graham, did you remember to pick up tenniles ear drops from mums?"
Graham: "oh strewth tarryn, bloody hell, you could have gone and done it, you had the tarago today and you know how i dont like to take the falcon on those bumpy roads!"
Tarryn: "well at least tell me you remembered to get the Better Homes and Gardens Magazine, i wanted to make that cottage pie recipe for Isaacs playdate, you know how Katrina judges us by our food, well have the whole town talking us down."

Tarago Family by TheTaragoCo. December 12, 2010

tamagotchi

A little electronic keychain with an animal on it. I had a kitten when I was 4 (which was when these lil fuckers were in style). Every night it would die cuz it would shit at like 3 in the morning and i wouldn't be up to change it. eventually i got so pissed at it I threw it under the train tracks at the subway station.

this fucking tamagotchi is messing with my mind!

tamagotchi by sweetness-and-light May 13, 2007

Tamagotchi

A virtual pet simulator of an alien lifeform that crash landed on earth in eggs. They genetically mutate into different creatures depending on how well, you fed it, happy you kept it and how clean you kept it. Along with disciplining and praising when it does things wrong then right. After awhile they get to old and die, you then start off with a new pet.

Often fun for a few days, but then gets rather old.

I as much care as I could of my Tamagotchi and it turned into a Dog.

I took care of it by only the bare necessities and it turned into an Octopus.

I never really paid attention to mine and it turned into some kind of bird.

Tamagotchi by Dioking October 10, 2005

Tamagotchi

A virtual pet, approximately the size of a pager, that was popular in the mid-90's.

"I have to masturbate my Tamagotchi weekly or else it gets pissy and keys my car."

Tamagotchi by BMWGGANTMSFU January 26, 2010

Tarado 

In Argentina, "moron".

Spanish version:
- Sos un tarado.

English version:
- You're a moron.

Tarado by GrEeNDaY August 10, 2007

Taragompie 

A small creature that lives between your pubichair and barks at the full moon.

He looks a real taragompie

Taragompie by Eiervreter January 9, 2021