Tape Job

The act of one wraping duct tape(sticky side up of course) around ones hand or hands and performing what is known as a hand job. Although pleasurable beaware that this might cause a bleeding and burning sensation to the penis.

-Hey Max, did you jsut get a tape job from Jordan?
-Yeah man, and my dick still on fire.

by Max and Jordan November 16, 2006

tape job

When someone's personality is so irritating and unbearable that during sex, you need to tape them over the mouth.

Dude, at least with a butterface you can put a bag over her head and continue. With this chick, you have to duct tape her to shut her up. What a motherf*cking tape job.

by sunshinetellem April 11, 2011

Wicked tape job

When a male tucks his penis between his legs towards his anus and tapes his member in place...

Shane has a wicked tape job!

by Chief long straw January 12, 2025

gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

by jamfsob August 6, 2003

Flying Frindle TapeJob

The act of skydiving from a high elevation while receiving a hand job from another male with duct tape or another sticky substance (gorilla glue) around the palm of the male whom is ejaculating his male partner.

Guy 1: Hay Jim, what did you and your boyfriend do this weekend?

Jim: We performed the art of the Flying Frindle TapeJob.

Guy 1: What?...

(Jim Removes Pants)
Guy 1: Why is your dick wrapped in gauze?

by TheUrbanQuerebo February 19, 2011