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Talkjack 

When you are telling a story or describing something to someone and another person jumps in and completely hijacks the story or description. The interruption is unwelcome and usually then takes the conversation off on a tangent to nowhere.
I was really getting into recounting my latest mishap story to a hottie at the bar when some rando dickhead decided to talkjack my story and starting telling us about the last time he fainted.
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talkbacker's tourette 

A neuropsychiatric disorder that forces commenters in internet forums or talkbackers to post random swearwords and insults. T. occurs most frequently in early adolescence. People suffering from T. are often referred to as trolls.
- Talkbacker 1: "I think the author of the article has made a mistake in his argument."
- Talkbacker 2: "I think your mother is a PROSTITUTE!!!"
- Talkbacker 1: "Oh, I'm sorry you're suffering from talkbacker's tourette."
- Talkbacker 2: *twitching and foaming*

talljacking 

I told him to park his tongue, but he kept on talljacking and shit, pillow talking and motor mouthing and trying to impress that bitch.
talljacking by yanar December 28, 2005

Talkbackizm 

1.When someone always talk back when they should jUSTt stop!

2. Having the last word or noise in a conversation.
Mr. Smith: why dont we go camping this weekend.
Mrs smith : sure why not.

Mr .Smith: ok lets get stuff together.
Mrs Smith: how long - how far - are we going for ?
Mr.smith: TALKBACKIZM IN FULL EFFECT
Talkbackizm by Popokiller May 24, 2022

talkback 

retaliatory stalking
Matilda's stalker thought he had the upper hand until she mounted a relentless stalkback campaign that drove him out of town!
talkback by wendyni August 3, 2024

Talkback 

A screenreader for blind people on products running Google's Android. Most blind people refer to Talkback as Slowback, do to how slowly it responds. These days, many blind people have switched to Apple phones or used another screenreader on Android just because of Talkback/Slowback.
Boy: I just wasted 2000 dollars on a new Android phone, to find out that it runs Talkback AKA Slowback. It takes longer to swipe between two items than it does to charge the phone from 0 to 100 percent.
Girl: lollollollollols. I'm getting an Apple, then. Talkback sucks!
Boy: yeah, I swipe to the right, it waits about two minutes and finally announces the item. So if I wanna get to the tenth app I have to wait 20 minutes? Switching to CSR or something. Sorry, Talkback just doesn't work. Too bad Peloton only has Slowback, as of now I need sighted assistance to navigate the Peloton Bike because of Talkback. It's not Peloton's fault, it's Google's. They've got some really good stuff like Gmail, Sheets, Slides, Docs, Drive and now Gemini... But then they produce Slowback and it's rubbish. Finally, it arrived on the play store option after 2 hours of waiting!
Talkback by Gym Leader Brock October 7, 2025
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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