Takako Shimizu

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Master Vampire and Lord of Translyvania, Takako Shimizu is aided by a redneck King, Lloyd, and his loyal and humble clown servant Lurch. They wage a sacred war against a jewish Werewolf, a male-to-female transexual, and a female gremlin.

Takako Shimizu is so goth his bats shit bats.

Takako Shimizu by randomperson3781 March 29, 2008

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taako

Something very special and precious

Taako.

taako by Yeff Yefferson October 31, 2017

Related Words

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Takatori Failure

Trying to delete all traces of embarrassment after a feeble attempt at anonymously trolling others on Reddit.

I committed a Takatori Failure, I'm going to delete my history in this thread. Not--as you will no doubt assume--because I was wrong, but because I am embarrassed to have engaged with you over something so pointless.

Takatori Failure by Takatori Himself May 8, 2013

Taako

You know, from TV

My name is Taako and I invented surfing

Taako by kiwi_nerd October 12, 2019

takatoshi

a historical PIMP in Japanese History, who has huge dick and skinny legs

Takatoshi is a great man

takatoshi by kyonyuu September 26, 2006

Takamori

The ship name of Takanashi Kiara and Mori Calliope. The Phoenix and Reaper of of Hololive Myth

GLORY TO TAKAMORI

Takamori by Remain_Unseen September 10, 2021

taako taaco

Precious lil boi

A: here listen to taz u will love taako taaco
B: okay

taako taaco by Kriskrossllama March 6, 2018

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026