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It's basically a taco, with a shell that's too fucked up to hold in its innards, so it just lays on its back like a regular ol' hoe. You put regular taco stuff on it, and then eat it with a fork like some sort of baboon that never learned to eat a taco with your hands.

It's basically, a taco ... but, it's a hoe ... also called a tostada.
We could have had tacos but, my wife fucked it up and bought Tac-Hoe shells. The lifeless pile of shit just laid there while I pierced at it with a fork.
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It's basically a taco, with a shell that's too fucked up to hold in its innards, so it just lays on its back like a regular ol' hoe. You put regular taco stuff on it, and then eat it with a fork like some sort of baboon that never learned to eat a taco with your hands.

It's basically, a taco ... but, it's a hoe ... also called a tostada.
We could have had tacos but, my wife fucked it up and bought Tac-Hoe shells. The lifeless pile of shit just laid there while I pierced at it with a fork
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Tic Tac Hoe 

When you tag team a girl with a buddy of yours, before hand draw a tic tac toe board on her back. Now someone gets their dick sucked the other have fun with the ass or vag and when you both are about to cum you play a nice friendly game of Tic Tac Hoe on her back.
Oh man, me and my buddy frank, we were banging this hottie ass hoe last night. Got her doggy-style and frank pulls out a black sharpie and draws 4 lines on her back. I ask "What's going on?" He replies, "We Tic Tac hoein' this bitch!"
Tic Tac Hoe by Munchielord October 3, 2008

tic-tac-hoe 

A condition consisting of the 3 signs of the Hoe: breast implants, pierced belly button, and lower back tattoo (boob job, belly button ring, and tramp stamp).
Chuck: I see an easy target at that table over there.
Bob: How do you know?
Chuck: I see the three signs: boob job , belly button ring, and tramp stamp. Tic-tac-hoe, dude!
Bob: Sweet!
tic-tac-hoe by mtnbiker February 2, 2010
A mix between a taco and a hoe. Most commonly used to address your mexican bæ's when they act like a bitch.
Friend #1 : stop hogging all the tortilla chips!
Friend #2: but they're so good.
Friend #3: wow you're such a Tachoe.
Tachoe by makdonalds February 25, 2015
A white girl who is a hoe for only Mexican guys. This girl will chow down any Hispanic meat.
Jessica: you see that girl over there, she's a tachoe.
Tachoe by Babygirl1515 January 20, 2017
A female who is a slut for tacos.
Hailey is such a TacHoe.
TacHoe by Ghosted321 September 18, 2018